You guys,

Our memory foam mattress topper is so soft and amazing it feels like sleeping on the corpses of a thousand angels. Really, it is super awesome and I don’t even know how to fall asleep on something so comfortable cuz I’m used to sleeping on a pile of rusty bayonets.

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