Wish I could fucking sleep, instead of my brain switching back and forth between the “Alison’s worst life moments” channel and the “things Alison is currently worried about” channel. Like dude where’s the “all the puppies Alison has ever pet” channel, or the “Alison’s best sexual experiences” channel? Your service is terrible. Let me fucking sleep.

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